Round 8 Match Report
Okay Roosters this is how it went.
We won 3 matches to 1
BEN & NEALE.
Ten - Love
Ten – One
…
Ten – Three
Nine – Ten (LOST)
I won’t mention any names because it would be very wrong of me to do so, for our second combination go down after holding 10 match points.!!!
Yes that's right 15 match points!!!!... or was it 22???
The Roosters are a tightly knit unit and as Captain it is important to boost team moral - team spirit and team confidence AT ALL TIMES.
"We" at the pointy end (that's me) wish to respect everyone’s abilities, delicate feelings, religious beliefs ... and sexual preferences!!!!
We work as a team and play as a team and never a bad word shall be mentioned against the mighty Albert Park Roosters Tennis Team
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the Eastern Bloc in action:-) |
BUT FAIR DINKUM, MARK AND YURI… what the " F" was going on out there??
How the hell could you let fifty five match points slip from your grasp. OMG
Soft Coq’s of the highest order.!!!
Punishment will be handed out... it will be harsh and swift..!!!!
… YURI pack your bags and piss off to Queensland for a couple of weeks … You're out.!!!
.....Mark… let me know if you can play next Saturday.. then you will be dropped on Saturday morning.!!!
Bad luck Coq's.. I know how you feel.
In fact No...
I don't know how you feel ...
I have never held 32 match points and lost all 48 of them!!!!!!
How does that feel????
Apart from that .. Great day Chaps.
Neale picked up the wrong bag from home (cycling kit) and played all afternoon in a very fetching pair (not Feltching pair)
of bum hugging lycra Cycling leggings. WRONG..!!!!
Ben… in top form all afternoon but ran out of fitness in the second match.
In fact
We played one game that went to deuce 15 times,…. We eventually won.
Yuri and Mark ( I won’t mention any names)
Were 8-3 up and cruising to the finish line when all hell broke lose and caved in (88 match points)
Edge of seat stuff it was.
Thanks to Bruce and Brian for showing up
Rebecca for arriving later.
Great day over all... Nice bunch of guys we played against.
Cheers
Chaps.
Next week I think we might have a bye because Hurlington park may have pulled out of the comp????
Will let you know on that.
If so then we can have an interclub practice next saturday afternoon.
Almighty and Glorious Leader
N.
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