Beating up Bentleigh: Mad Dogs and Roosters

February 1st 2014: 

Roosters V Centenary Park

36 degrees @ the Nursing Home

4 zip to the good guys

A litte bit of history. The roosters were put together by caviar Nick shortly after in 09 and we played pennant coming top of our division but missing out on the final.


It was after we were somewhat we couldn't play pennant anymore  When the team got together again the blog became our independent voice. Let it be known the blogmeister has since the blog started never censored a word of what any rooster had sent in.

Gratuitous pic of women in uniform

We're in the finals folks...sort of

So onto the match report:


Cowboy Nealle and Corny Collins beat the shit out of the opposition losing only 3 games. Brilliant performance and possibly close to a record rogering.

Comrade Yuri and Battlefield Brian ended up playing 3 tiebreakers (in one game being 40 love down 5-6 second set and one set down ) in the 36 degree heat and winning both rubbers.
All in all 53 games to 29. Great stuff.

Quote of the day from Brian.

Brian: "you've managed to offend everyone in the blog"
Yuri: "not Nicole -she's a saint"
Brian: "just write that she taught you everything you know about tennis -that'll do it!"

Thanks skipper for coming.

Next week Black Rock away. Team TBA.
Practice Thursday Nights from 6pm

At the senior's "all you can drink"
dinner dance

PRELIM TEAMS SUBJECT TO CHANGE

Feb 1: @ Home v
Centenary Park

Yuri, John, Brian, Neale

Feb 8: Away v 
Black Rock

Nick, Alan, Peter, Neale

Feb 15: @Home v Parkdale

Nick,  Alan, Sean, Brian

Feb 22: Away v Beaumaris CC

Neale, Alan, Brian, Sean

Mar 1: @Nursing Home v Clarinda

Mark, Peter, Vic??, Yuri

Finals 15 and 22 March. 

Statistics: Sean is #1 from the 32 players in the comp. What?

Mens Rubbers 1 5 Oct 13  Rd.1
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Albert Park	7.0	7	46		1.0	2	17	Centenary Park
Parkdale	8.0	8	48		0.0	0	9	Beaumaris CC
Clarinda	0.0	1	29		8.0	8	56	Black Rock
12 Oct 13  Rd.2
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Black Rock	6.0	4	39		2.0	4	36	Albert Park
Beaumaris CC	8.0	8	48		0.0	0	12	Clarinda
Centenary Park	0.0	1	20		8.0	8	53	Parkdale
19 Oct 13  Rd.3
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Albert Park	7.0	6	46		1.0	3	37	Parkdale
Clarinda	0.0	0	14		8.0	8	48	Centenary Park
Black Rock	6.0	5	52		2.0	4	39	Beaumaris CC
26 Oct 13  Rd.4
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Beaumaris CC	1.0	2	35		7.0	7	48	Albert Park
Centenary Park	0.0	1	28		8.0	8	55	Black Rock
Parkdale	8.0	8	48		0.0	0	4	Clarinda
9 Nov 13  Rd.5
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Albert Park	8.0	8	52		0.0	1	18	Clarinda
Beaumaris CC	7.0	6	47		1.0	2	29	Centenary Park
Black Rock	0.0	0	20		8.0	8	49	Parkdale
16 Nov 13  Rd.6
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Centenary Park	1.0	3	28		7.0	7	52	Albert Park
Beaumaris CC	2.0	4	28		6.0	4	37	Parkdale
Black Rock	8.0	8	48		0.0	0	16	Clarinda
23 Nov 13  Rd.7
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Albert Park	8.0	8	53		0.0	2	31	Black Rock
Clarinda	1.0	3	28		7.0	6	49	Beaumaris CC
Parkdale	7.0	7	51		1.0	2	19	Centenary Park
30 Nov 13  Rd.8
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Parkdale	7.0	6	41		1.0	3	24	Albert Park
Centenary Park	7.0	7	52		1.0	2	26	Clarinda
Beaumaris CC	1.0	3	40		7.0	7	51	Black Rock
7 Dec 13  Rd.9
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Albert Park	8.0	8	52		0.0	1	32	Beaumaris CC
Black Rock	6.0	5	44		2.0	4	40	Centenary Park
Clarinda	0.0	1	22		8.0	8	49	Parkdale
14 Dec 13  Rd.10
Home Team	Pts	S	G		Pts	S	G	Away Team
Clarinda	0.0	0	20		8.0	8	48	Albert Park
Centenary Park	Forfeited To							Beaumaris CC
Parkdale	8.0	8	49		0.0	0	21	Black Rock