Summer Rooster and Martha Match Report

2013 Rooster Happy New Year 


OK, it's been a slack Match Report for the last game but here it is:

After a great deal of deliberation both captains agreed that no play was possible at Mt Martha and so the match was officially drawn. As 1.we had zero chance of winning and 2. it turned out to be  a beautiful sunny afternoon this was a great result. A great result -4 points in the bank.
We're now 2 point out of the 4 (behind Glenhuntly) and we're not playing the top 3 teams again until the finals (if we make it)

Even though Mt Martha is an hour and a half away Nils rolled up even though he wasn't playing. He could not believe we were not there. Here's pictorial proof:

Next Up

Feb 2 V Port Melbourne Pillow Biters

NICK/ YURI/ ALAN / MARK

we have to beat these clowns!
At home so come along and watch

THURSDAY NIGHT is back on from Jan 10th (Thursday week)

Some More Amusing Tennis Quotes:

• To err is human. To put the blame on someone else, is doubles. 
  Anonymous.
• Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? 
  To them, "Love" means nothing.
• I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz. 
  Roger Federer.
• I wore that to a sixth-grade dance. Robby Ginepri on Vince Spadea's outfit in Miami.
• I listen to him most of the time, some of the time I switch off. 
  Andy Murray on coach Brad Gilbert.
• Diane - keeping her head beautifully on her shoulders. 
  Ann Jones
• Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer. 
  Mike Ingham
• If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is.
  Max Robertson
• McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. Fred Perry
• When Martina is tense it helps her relax. Dan Maskell
• We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining. Harry Carpenter
• These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier. Max Robertson
• She comes from a tennis playing family. Her father's a dentist. 
  Anonymous BBC 2 Television presenter.

SUMMER ROOSTER 2013

please check and if you can't play 
you are responsible to find a replacement

February 2 V Port Melbourne Pillow Biters @ the nursing home

Nick Yuri Alan and Mark Dean

February 9 V Highett Hillbillies @  away

Vic Dennis Brian and ALAN Deano Nick

February 16 V Glenhuntly Girls @ the nursing home

Nick Yuri DEANO and Nostis Deano

February 23 V Mordialloc Morons @ away
Dennis DEANO Vic and Brian Deano

MARCH 2 SEMI FINAL @ TBA

Nick Brian + best

MARCH 16 PRELIM FINAL @ TBA

Nick + best

MARCH 23 GRAND FINAL @ TBA

Nick + best