Round 8, July 2nd MCC at home. Revenge is a dish best served cold.....
For fans of the Bible: Do onto others as
they do onto you
For fans of neither: Never give a mug a second chance…
Summary
APLTC are back! 3rd
placed MCC were unashamedly demolished on the weekend, with us winning 3 sets
to 1, 38 games to 24 and gaining 7 points to 1. We fielded our best big-hitter
team, Nick & Dean as #1 pair (10-6, 10-1) and Nosti & Alan (10-7, 8-10
after being 8-0 up against MCC #1 pair!) who gave the visitors a masterclass in
doubles play. Just desserts to the team that beat us 8-0 in the first round of
the season. Congratulations, well done; it must have felt good (especially for
Alan who also played them last time)!
Match Sat July 2, vs MCC at home
Nick: Master of everything! Can rally and rally and
rally. No known weaknesses, apart from Boston buns…
Nosti: Master of angles shots and serve placement….
Very Hot News
Well, who would have thunk it, but Yuri is off the bench and back in the team!
Inspired by the level of play, camaraderie and sheer sexiness of Saturday’s performance, Yuri shed a tear and turned his back on his previous wicked ways:
He then used his transcendental, zen, yoga-inspired hypnosis techniques, perfected on the beach at Noosa, to will our players to victory on the weekend:
Yuri is so fired up he is playing in the next match and
will write the match report. Great training for the 2011 summer captaincy!
Next Snatch
Sat July 9 away at Sandringham playing Hampton Uniting. They are the weakest team in the comp so we are looking for a 8 point slam dunk deposit in the bank. Team is man-about-town Alan (skipper), dynamo Dean, Nealey Jolly Well Wentin (let’s hope there’s not too many distracting MILFs pranching around) and the return of the Main Man Yuri. We’re in safe hands. Practice is on again this Thurs (weather permitting) at 6.30pm, everyone welcome. Don’t bring your girlfriends.
The Big Tissue
What can be said that already hasn’t been said about APLTC afternoon teas; lip-smackin’ good as usual.
For all you non-hip oldies who think planking is cool and
don’t understand the lingo, here are some explanations care of www.urbandictionary.com
Antisocial Networking: Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.
Buysexual: Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.
Carbon Soldiers: Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.
Cockbib: A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.
Onion booty: Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.
Over nine thousand: Originally a popular video parody on YouTube and 4chan using characters from the nineties Japanese cartoon; DragonBall Z. The video took 15 seconds of episode footage, and dragged it over a minute and fifty seconds, producing a very repetitive effect. It is now used as an adjective synonymous with "cool" "great" "too hard" or to express the extreme circumstances in a situation.
Screevage: When pants come too tight over the crotch region.The two testes are also segregated, creating a cleave in the scrotum.
Sidewinder: 1) individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent. 2) while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened. 3) Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available. 4) the act of having sex with a woman without full removing her panties, instead just pushing them to the side.
Snake charmer: Usually a girlfriend, but a man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis.
Stand back Bayside Men’s 1 teams, APLTC is coming to get you…..
Mark
For fans of neither: Never give a mug a second chance…
APLTC are back! 3rd
placed MCC were unashamedly demolished on the weekend, with us winning 3 sets
to 1, 38 games to 24 and gaining 7 points to 1. We fielded our best big-hitter
team, Nick & Dean as #1 pair (10-6, 10-1) and Nosti & Alan (10-7, 8-10
after being 8-0 up against MCC #1 pair!) who gave the visitors a masterclass in
doubles play. Just desserts to the team that beat us 8-0 in the first round of
the season. Congratulations, well done; it must have felt good (especially for
Alan who also played them last time)!
Kevin’s smile says it all….
Match Sat July 2, vs MCC at home
Alan: Master of anticipation and that curly forehand cross-court…
Dean: Master of grace, timing and fluidity, and that
awesome backhand drive….
Peanut Gallery
Thanks to Yuri, Kevin and Mark for supporting the Team in
their hour of glory! Very Hot News
Well, who would have thunk it, but Yuri is off the bench and back in the team!
Inspired by the level of play, camaraderie and sheer sexiness of Saturday’s performance, Yuri shed a tear and turned his back on his previous wicked ways:
He then used his transcendental, zen, yoga-inspired hypnosis techniques, perfected on the beach at Noosa, to will our players to victory on the weekend:
Next Snatch
Sat July 9 away at Sandringham playing Hampton Uniting. They are the weakest team in the comp so we are looking for a 8 point slam dunk deposit in the bank. Team is man-about-town Alan (skipper), dynamo Dean, Nealey Jolly Well Wentin (let’s hope there’s not too many distracting MILFs pranching around) and the return of the Main Man Yuri. We’re in safe hands. Practice is on again this Thurs (weather permitting) at 6.30pm, everyone welcome. Don’t bring your girlfriends.
The Big Tissue
What can be said that already hasn’t been said about APLTC afternoon teas; lip-smackin’ good as usual.
Antisocial Networking: Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.
Buysexual: Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.
Carbon Soldiers: Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.
Cockbib: A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.
Onion booty: Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.
Over nine thousand: Originally a popular video parody on YouTube and 4chan using characters from the nineties Japanese cartoon; DragonBall Z. The video took 15 seconds of episode footage, and dragged it over a minute and fifty seconds, producing a very repetitive effect. It is now used as an adjective synonymous with "cool" "great" "too hard" or to express the extreme circumstances in a situation.
Screevage: When pants come too tight over the crotch region.The two testes are also segregated, creating a cleave in the scrotum.
Sidewinder: 1) individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent. 2) while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened. 3) Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available. 4) the act of having sex with a woman without full removing her panties, instead just pushing them to the side.
Snake charmer: Usually a girlfriend, but a man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis.
As usual, all complaints please send to what_about_me@yuri.com.au, and any
positive comments to spam_blocked_virus_quarantine@yuri.com.au
and just ignore the mailbox full message.
Stand back Bayside Men’s 1 teams, APLTC is coming to get you…..
Mark
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