Infidels Unite!

Well Roosters Stella Maris -a division of Catholics Inc. officially forfeited at 10.47 Saturday morning and we get the 8 points! 

We need them as we're trailing in our quest for a finals berth. Don't forget we need to be top 3 to play off in the semi-final August 25th. Here's the ladder prior to last Saturday's round:

So the Rooster's celebrated Bastille Day with with Coq du Vin and Chateaux La Plonk until the early hours. Apparently the club's applied for a licence to turn the place into a private bar/ barbecues galore/ bingo hall. Here's the Committee's submission for the new clubhouse renovations. 

 COMING UP

next week

Brian Nil Yuri & Nick take on Port at home

Hit up every Thursday during comp from 6.30pm

July 21 V PORT MELBOURNE PILLOW BITERS (home)

dean   brian dennis yuri nick

July 28 V MCC MAGGOTS (away)

dean brian alan nil nosti

Aug 4 V PARKDALE POOVES (home)

dean dennis nosti alan vic

Aug 11 V GLENHUNTLY GIRLS (away)
 TBA

Aug 18 V STELLA MARIS HEATHENS (home)
 TBA

Aug 25 SEMI-FINAL nick dean

Sept 1 FINAL nick dean

WINTER SEASON'S RESULTS

May 5 V PORT MELBOURNE PILLOW BITERS (home)

WASHOUT

May 12 V MCC MAGGOTS (away)

nil nick mark alan            3-1 LOSS Mark&Al 10 zip x2

May 19 V PARKDALE POOVES (home)
deano alan mark brian                         DRAW

May 26 V GLENHUNTLY GIRLS (away)
nick yuri dennis alan       2-2 WIN on games


June 2 V STELLA MARIS HEATHENS (home)
nick nosti dean and nil 4-0 WIN


June 16 V PORT MELBOURNE PILLOW BITERS (away)
alan dennis brian nil 4-1 WIN

June 23 V MCC MAGGOTS (home)

nick vic yuri nil 4-0 Loss

June 30 V PARKDALE POOVES (away)
mark nick brian yuri 3-1 Loss (y&n a win)

July 7 V GLENHUNTLY GIRLS (home)
nosti dennis brian mark  3-1 Loss (n&b a win)


July 14 V STELLA MARIS HEATHENS (away)

                                                                        forfeit by Stella -8 points to the roosters

2012 Winter Player Stats to 14 July:

Alan 4 @ 78%

Mark 4 @ 60%

Brian 4 @ 97%

Nick 5 @ 119%

Neal 4 @ 121%

Deano 2 @ 111% 

Yuri  3 @ 113%

Nosti 2 @ NA

Dennis 3 @NA

Vic 1 @ NA

and finally....

It's pretty clear that most of the rooster's best work was done in the 80's on and off the court! Except for late starter #10-Yuri whose best tennis is yet (if ever) to come. So to celebrate those glory years here's some excerpts from "Pat Cash Tennis My Way" from Dr. Keddie's vault. Does he throw anything away? Enjoy.

PAT CASH TENNIS MY WAY

PART 1. THE FOREHAND

NEXT WEEK: THE BACKHAND