Constipated or not, we’re taking Mordi in the Finals……..!!!!!!

Aug 27,2011: Preliminary Finals vs Parkdale at Lauriston

The Team produced a magnificent win, 40 games to 20. This was despite what could only be described as a serious bout of constipation by both pairs when playing the Parkdale #2 pair (a couple of grumpy old men).

First up, Deano & Alan laid to rest Parkie’s #1s, 10-2 easy. Nosti & Mark, however, when 8-3 up against the grumpies decided to play out a Greek/Roman epic tragedy on court, after which they were hit with a bout of serious constipation leading to the score getting to 8-7. One well known spectator (our own PopStar Nick) couldn’t take the pain any longer and scuttled off home. Yuri was jumping up and down proclaiming “I should be playing; I can do better!”. However, we prevailed and won 10-7.

Second set our #2s Nosti and Marcus Aurelius cut down the Parkie’s #1s 10-4, and then it was the turn of Deano and Alan to get hit with the constipation. They dragged the match on and on, staying neck and neck with the old farts, then at 8-7 cleared their bowels and won the set 10-7 again.

WE WON THE MATCH AND WE’RE IN THE FINALS  folks!!!!!

Peanut Gallery

Many thanks to Kevin, Yuri, Karina, Nick (& May), Vic (& Levi) for their great support. Sorry to have exposed you all to our bowel problems.

Next Snatch

Did I mention we’re in the Finals!!!!! J

Team will be PopStar Nick, Dynamo Deano, the Golden Nosti, and Man-about-Town Alan.

Playing this Saturday at Lauriston again with presentations afterwards at KINGS PARK   (Melway 77 J3):  King George V1 Memorial Reserve, East Boundary Rd, East Bentleigh. The official announcement is:

 Presentations of flags and trophies will be at Kings Park on Grand Final day,  3rd September.  The bar will be open for "drinks at bar prices. " Due to liquor licences NO alcohol is to be brought to Kings Park.

Just a reminder of the official rules for the Finals:

In the event of a draw, both pairs shall play a 12 point tie break game and points added to determine the winner. In the event of a further draw, the procedure is to be repeated until a result is determined. The tie break pairs and opponents are to be those as played in the last two rubbers played.

Please come along and support the Team!

Serious practice is on again this Thursday @ 6.30pm; everyone welcome!!