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Roosters v Port Melbourne Pillow Biters
At Port; 16 June 2012
by Special Comments Reporter The AL-iminator
Roosters 3 Rubbers 39 games d Port 1 Rubber 17 games
History will show that THIS was the day the Roosters started to make their move.
At the start of the second of three rounds, like a Cup horse settling near the front of the field, the Roosters are now moving along nicely.
(Don't want to peak too soon. Hence the famous AA-Balicki tactics against MCC some time ago. In time, this will be seen as a tactical masterstroke.)
But of course, there were the usual pre-match dramas.
LATE SCRATCHINGS
OUT: Skipper (shagger's back).
IN: Deano (prior to Fiji training camp)
Then
OUT: Deano (basketball ribs)
Who you gonna call?
Enter Forrest. Sighing.
Highlight: Klappas is back! (With a back that is OK. Knee, calf problematic.)
But he is BACK. Greek election postponed again as Hellas fans flock to Port.
Match reports:
Dennis and Naale (very Jolly) - sticking to take-it slow approach. Go down 9-10. Despite flirting with rules and opting for tie-break at 9-9.
Forrest and Brian B (warming up in Puckapunyal-issued green floppy) roll their eyes at the stuffing around next door and prevail 10-5.
Spectators (Skipper, Deano - thanks, champ - Peter K and Peter D) comfortable with 4-game halftime lead.
Dr Peter Pain rolled up before the start and Flash Nick rolled up @ 4 when it was all over.
And then, in reverse rubbers*:
Dennis and Neaale: 10-1. The boys are back!!
Forrest and Brian 10-1. Albert Park defector John C left shaking his head in astonishment.
(Stewards see this result and check with Indian bookies about the earlier D and N 9-10 result. If either D or N are spotted with new car, questions WILL be asked.)
Port chaps stunned but sportsmanlike. Produce waistline-threatening array of sticky buns.
Skipper leaves exultant. 'Nick Who?' he mutters. Especially pleased about unearthing a combination as harmonious as Simon and Garfunkel. AA and BB. Of course. Alphabetically perfect.
Green floppy hats will now be issued to ALL players.
On we go.
* No, Neaale, this has NOTHING to do with putting on a condom back-to-front.
NEXT MATCH
V MCC Maggots at home
come along and crow
V MCC Maggots at home
come along and crow
Nick Vic Nelly + Yuri
May 5 V PORT MELBOURNE PILLOW BITERS (home)
May 12 V MCC MAGGOTS (away)
neale nick mark alan 3-1 LOSS Mark&Al 10 zip x2
May 19 V PARKDALE POOVES (home)
deano alan mark brian DRAW
May 26 V GLENHUNTLY GIRLS (away)
nick yuri dennis alan 2-2 WIN on games
June 2 V STELLA MARIS HEATHENS (home)
June 16 V PORT MELBOURNE PILLOW BITERS (away)
alan dennis brian nele 4-1 WIN
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| Greetings from Noosa (again) |
June 23 V MCC MAGGOTS (home)
June 30 V PARKDALE POOVES (away)
July 7 V GLENHUNTLY GIRLS (home)
July 14 V STELLA MARIS HEATHENS (away)
July 21 V PORT MELBOURNE PILLOW BITERS (home)
July 28 V MCC MAGGOTS (away)
Aug 4 V PARKDALE POOVES (home)
Aug 11 V GLENHUNTLY GIRLS (away)
Aug 18 V STELLA MARIS HEATHENS (home)
Aug 25 SEMI-FINAL nick dean
Sept 1 FINAL nick dean
and finally this.....
Al-J-Zero is doing the match report.
But this is a message from the Old Choocks from the Peanut Gallery.
The Chookyar Support Crew.
First of all thankyou very much for coming and the Rooster calls from behind the Chicken wire.
Dr Peter Pain showed up first with his wife on bikes...(or I thinkk it was his wife...and I think it was a bike!!!)
I was busy at the time trying get Dennis to concentrate.
Then the three stooges that rolled up.
Chief Chook Yuri...sporting his Cocq Hat and roosting loudly...Well done.
Dr
Pete with his puffy jacket who looked like th Michlin Man. he was
aplaudind loudly or just feeding the chooks, feeding the choocks...not
sure.
and Deano “Foghorn’ who was the media representative and official photographer on the day.
Deano
spent all afternoon art directing and designing the best angles to take
magnificent sporting action of the Roosters in full flight, but
realised he had no film in his camera.
A brand NEW $5000 high tech digital Canon camera.
So no shots were taken. Nothing Zero Zip.!!!
Unfortunately
there is no reference of the successful roosters performing the Chicken
dance on court around the defeated opposition.
a Library shot will be used for this week!!!!
Nealee
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